Paul Bricoccoli was recently named Instructor of The Month at the YMCA for doing what no other instructor would even think about doing – teaching a spinning class that had Deana Endieveri, Gen May and Beth Carroll all in attendance at the same time.

For over 90 minutes Paul had to contend with repeated bike adjustments, non-stop talking, badgering of other class members, incessant whining and even a wardrobe malfunction.

In fact, one witness reported that the trio got so out of control that traumatized class participants actually staggered to the front desk for ear plugs, which will now be standard attire for all future classes in which the three of them participate.

 

Sonny Perdue, Governor of Georgia, had a goal to reduce the consumption of water in the drought stricken state by 230 million gallons per day. With the discovery of Jim Fox and his off the chart sweat rate, Perdue feels confident to lift any restrictions on residents that were necessary to acheive his goal. When asked how he felt about discovering Fox, Perdue replied, "It brought tears to my eyes." The Governor plans to separate the salt from the sweat and sell it to Hammer Nutrition for an undisclosed amount.

 

Mike Winston, Mike Robinson and Chuck Gohn were seen sprinting while vertical in the pool at the YMCA. That's what I said, VERTICAL. On their feet, up right, shallow end, full sprint. Either these 3 are complete wimps when it comes to running outdoors in winter weather, or they are working on some secret training tactic. Stay tuned.........